Eli and Sophia

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Norwegian Icebreaker

This picture is called "Norwegian Icebreaker."

Jon says:  Yesterday we focused on the Norwegian 'Icebreaker,' but to put things in a little better perspective, I'd like to quote Ivan Doag in his book "Sea Runners."
"It is told that at a Scandinavian free-for-all, Danes willbe the ones dancing and laughing, Norwegians endeavoring to start a fight, Finns[passing bottles, and Swedes standing along the wall waitingto be introduced."
Dave says: When  I was a bartender/bouncer in San Francisco,  I had to “bounce” more Norwegians than any other ethnic group.  Most of them were Norwegian sailors, and some were not easy to bounce!  One guy was 6’5” and weighed about 240.  I was behind the bar when he and several of his buddies rushed the owner (A 5’10” 165 pound effete European), his buddy, and my buddy/fellow employee who was checking ID and serving as the bouncer of the day.  I jumped over the bar, rushed out the door to come to the aid of my boss and buddy, and found myself right in the middle of the lot of them.  The big guy was waiting for me and popped me in the mouth with a left-jab (A damned good one too, I might add).  Anyway, I all of a sudden found myself in a knock-down, drag-out fight with this behemoth; lucky for me, he had long, blond (of course!) hair which I was able to grab with my right hand [Dave is left-handed] and was then able to pull him around in circles while smashing the side of his head with left hooks, eventually – when that tactic was showing no signs of slowing him down – I shifted to rabbit punches to the back of his neck in a futile effort to kill the son-of-a-bitch.  Finally, after I had hit him with well in excess of twenty-five punches, he seemed to be weakening so I let go of his hair and pulled back my right hand to give him what I figured would be the coup de graze.  Much to my surprise and chagrin, he used that opportunity to throw an upper cut which, according to my buddies, sent me up into the air and backwards about 10 feet.  I woke up with my face in the pavement with the one burning thought and desire to get up and keep myself from being killed (My buddies later told me that I went down and, nearly literally, bounced back up instantaneously; I was actually knocked unconscious for what was only a split second, but the concussion which I became aware of shortly thereafter suggested to me that I was knocked out if only briefly).  Anyway, I got up and assumed my boxers fighting pose which shocked him, evidently, because not only did he look surprised but he actually backed away a couple of yards.  Lucky for me, he didn’t realize it but I was pretty much paralyzed and probably unable to even defend myself since I felt like I was made out of jelly at that moment.  Also, and extremely lucky for me, a beat cop walked around the corner a half a block away, saw what was going on and raced up to us, shouting at us to knock I off, something I was more than glad to do.  I have never ever, before or since, been so glad to see an angry cop.  The final outcome was the cop yelling at me for getting into a street fight and sending the Norwegians on their way.  No one else ever knew that I had been unconscious for awhile as I just brushed it off like nothing had happened.
I later learned that it was all a set up, and the Norwegians had come into the place with the big guy to get even with me for having bounced one of them out of the place a few weeks and a voyage before and they wanted to get even.  They were certainly even, but they never realized it.  Sea-faring Norwegians' favorite sport is evidently street-fighting with bouncers around the planet, at least in those day.  Funny thing was that none of them ever gave me any lip or caused any trouble after that; I don’t know whether it was from respect that I had taken the guys best shot with no apparent ill effect, outwardly anyway, or that they were afraid that next time he would kill me!
They need not have worried for if they had bum-rushed my effete Euro boss out the door at a later time, I just would have let them have him!
Dave

Sue adds: 
But you can’t underestimate a “Euro-effete.”  When Eric was a store manager for Starbucks, the staff were struggling to get a jar open.  Eric puffed up t his full 6’3”, at least 260# at the time, and said “Let a real man do it.”  He couldn’t get the bottle open.  His “Euro-effete” employee stepped up and said, “Let a real wimp do it,” and the guy popped the bottle open. SueS 

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