
Whenever the family gets together, which happens frequently during holiday seasons, the teasing starts. This year Brook flew east from New Hampshire for Christmas, but Eric tried for a normal holiday in Richmond, VA—in the four Christmases that Eric and Alison have been married, one involved their getting snowed out in an effort to come west, and for two, Alison has been in the late stages of pregnancy. Brook missed his brother’s teasing, and asked me to post the story of Eric’s sliver. Maybe Brook has forgotten that Eric would reply with the story of the walnut in Brook’s nose.
Let’s start
with the walnut. When Brook was a
toddler, probably around two years old, he developed such horrible bad breath
that I could smell him from across the room.
I consulted my trusty paperback copy of Dr. Spock’s “Baby and Child
Care,” which advised checking the child for a nasal obstruction. Sure enough, Brook’s nose was plugged
solid—with something. I took him to the
pediatrician, who confirmed that there was an object in Brook’s nose, but his
nose was so swollen and inflamed that the doctor couldn’t get it out. I had to
take Brook home and squirt salt water into his nose every two hours to get the
swelling down before I took him back to the doctor the next day. Brook was too young to be
reasoned with, so every two hours I had to catch him (he was quick!) and sit on
him on the floor to hold him still while I squirted salt water into his
nose.
The next
day, the doctor directed me, “Put your arms around him and hold him very
securely while I work on his nose.” I
did that, but the doctor said, “You’re doing exactly what I told you, but
you’ve trapped one of my hands, too.”
When I released the doctor, he put Brook into a straight jacket, then,
using what looked like a crochet hook, removed a hunk of walnut from his nose.
“It’s not the worst I’ve seen,” he said. “The worst was a wad of artificial
hair from a doll.” The fibers were barbed and had imbedded themselves firmly in
the tissue inside the child’s nostril.
Eric has
never let Brook forget the walnut in his nose, but Brook could finally
retaliate with Eric’s sliver. The finish on the oak floor in our 1920s-era
house had worn off and one plank began breaking down into slivers. Eric was
dancing around barefooted when he drove a sliver deep into the sole of his
foot. I couldn’t get it out, so off we went
to the pediatrician. The doctor had Eric lie on his belly with his leg bent up
at the knee. Then the doctor fixed a
tourniquet around Eric’s leg to stanch the bleeding while he sliced into the
foot to free the sliver. Eric commented,
“I’m sure glad I didn’t get that sliver in my head.”
“Why is
that?” the doctor asked. “The bony skull would have stopped the sliver from
going in so deep.”
“Yeah,” Eric
replied, “But I wouldn’t want that tourniquet around my neck!”
The doctor
started to laugh, then laughed harder and harder, and finally had to drop his
hands and finish laughing before he could pick up the instruments again, and
get to work.
Eric can be mildly accident prone. If I were going to tease him, I probably wouldn't think first of the tourniquet around his neck. I think of slivers and saw cuts and car wrecks, but I'd probably start with the incident last summer when he put his finger into the mouth of a poisonous snake. Fortunately he still has enough fingers to count on.
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