Eli and Sophia

Friday, August 3, 2012

Tales from a Law Office: Happy Meals?



One of the prettiest girls who has ever worked for me is Emily Yancy Ward. She is named after an aunt, Emily Yancy, who is an accomplished Broadway actress. Emily is the daughter of an Italian mother and an African-American father who is an insurance executive from Rhode Island.
     Emily told us once how her father had encountered a young harasser hiding in the bushes near the bus stop where he caught his ride to work, but the kid was unsure what to harass about. “You—you are a Jew!” he hissed.
     Poor Emily, raised in the gentile climate of upper class Rhode Island, had to go to Yakima, WA, to take the statement of one of our clients, a man who had been sued for sex harassment for his alleged conduct in his nephew’s bar. One of the allegations was that the man had used profanity to the hired help. “Did you use profanity?” Emily asked him
     “No!,” he answered. “That’s bullshit.”
     Henry Faison became our client. He had a complaint against the State of Washington, University of Washington, hospital, for unfair treatment in his employment as a painter.  Unfortunately, it developed that he had a past criminal history of conviction for some felony, I don’t remember what, but perhaps robbery. The UW determined that he was a risk to patients, although none was ever left in a room still reeking of fresh paint. Never the less, the University was willing to make a settlement offer. But when I called Henry, and he answered the phone, he said it wasn’t he. “This is his brother,” he claimed. We were not able to connect, and that was the end of the lawsuit and the abandoned settlement deal.
     But before it all ended, Emily became aware that Henry was attracted to her. He was much older, or at least appeared that way—he had likely lived hard. It wasn’t unusual, she told me, that dark-skinned men were attracted to a lighter-skinned black woman. But Henry said that when the lawsuit was all over, he wanted to take her out for a Happy Meal.  We were never sure whether he was serious.  

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