Eli and Sophia

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Sampson Embarrassments (is that spelled right?)



Brook's "Do it Yourself" provoked some responses. Besides Leslie's wishing for a video, here's Tina, Sue and Jon:

 Tina says:
Pretty funny, Brook! 

When I took the link to the blog site I also discovered the story of Sam choking on the jawbreaker. I like Dave's version of the ending...where he retrieved the jawbreaker!

The story reminded me, for unknown reasons, of one of my screwy childhood memories. My friends and I were climbing up onto the roof of Hoberg's wood shed, then scooting to the edge and jumping off. Just for funzies. Only it had a shake roof, and I managed to get a wood sliver in my butt. I ran home to get mom to remove the sliver from my bum, but she couldn't get it out, so she called Dr Ulman. It was after office hours, but he told her to bring me to his office (the one that was over Uncle John's Western Auto store), and he'd meet us there. After Dr. Ulman got the sliver out he dabbed the wound with mercurochrome...and he then proceeded to draw an entire mercurochrome face on my behind, while he and Mom laughed and laughed. Oh the humiliation of it all!

**For those to young to know what mercurochrome was, is was a bright-orange liquid antiseptic.

 Sue adds:
And that mercurochrome had mercury in it, too!
    Tina, you aren’t the only one with a sliver in the butt. Sandy and I were sliding down the sand dunes at the end of 31st Street, sitting on a slab of wood that somebody had used for target practice, so it was splintered. We each picked up a sliver. I left mine in place for a day because a school chum advised “wait until it festers.” Sandy told Mom, and she removed both slivers.
    Then there was Eric’s sliver, deep, deep into the arch of his foot, from a floor in my house that was deteriorating. The pediatrician had him lie on his belly with his foot elevated, and put a tourniquet around his leg before he started to cut into the foot. “I’m glad that sliver wasn’t in my head!” Eric said. The doctor asked him, “Why? The bony skull would stop it from going in so deep.” Eric: “Yeah, but I wouldn’t want that tourniquet around my neck.”  The doctor started laughing so hard that he had to put down his scalpel or butcher knife or whatever, and quit shaking, before he could finish the job.
    We have to tell that one on Eric when he recites the story of Brook’s getting a walnut stuck in his nose. SueS

 Jon recounts his own embarrassing catastrophe:
2013 was not a good year for us!  We went to N.J. for the 'spring visit' and came back, then Barbara's Aunt died & we had to go back to N.J.  Meanwhile, I had a 'splinter' in my right thumb 'fester,' and the 'red' was starting up my hand into my wrist.  I went into the emergency room on Sat morning, and the doctor on call (from some middle eastern country) did surgery on the thumb.  He had me come back on Sun morning for a dressing change.  We left on Monday for N.J., but spent an overnite with a friend at the head of the Bay.  She scheduled me with an appointment with a 'wound doctor,' who cut off about 1/2 " of skin all around the wound.

We ended up at the 'viewing' in N.J., with my right thumb bandaged.  Barbara went ahead as part of the 'primary' family.  I sat in the second row.  At some point in the 2-hour service, Barbara looked around and told me I should Zip my fly.  (I couldn't, because my thumb wasn't working!)
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The lady 'pastor' seemed to get a kick out of this little bit of information as we were putting Barbara's Aunt's ashes into the ground at the family cemetery on yet a third visit.

jl

David says to Tina : I shall now refer to you as “Tina, my cousin with the Mercurochrome butt tattoo!”
And Tina answers: I probably hosted the original smiley face...not sure though, since it was hard for me to view!



  Rolling on the floor laughing

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