Eli and Sophia

Friday, October 5, 2012

High School Speech



Recently my high school class (1965)  had a “65th Birthday and Medicare Sign-Up Party.” Our MC was Student Body President and family friend “Tooey” Emery ( Gen. Curtis H. Emery II, USAF, ret.) As a former class official (Student body Vice President the year we graduated), I was asked to give a tribute to our teachers. It didn’t come out quite as I expected, but here is what I wrote:
            I am here to pay a tribute to those teachers who taught us from 1953 to 1965. When I stopped to think about it, I realized that we were Neanderthals being educated in a stone age. Those teachers who write books about teaching deprived children in Alaskan or African villages have nothing over our teachers.
            I always liked school and loved learning, so when I sat down to reflect on our experience, I was surprised to realize that my first memories were the bad stuff.  I can’t even pretend that all of our teachers were great, or even good. You remember which ones were sarcastic and snide and which ones really didn’t like kids.  Mrs. 8-Brown [8th grade teacher as opposed to 7-Brown who taught 7th grade] told me once, “I know those boys didn’t like me very much, but I didn’t like them very much, either. “ She wielded a mean paddle, and it’s beyond my imagination today to thinking of striking some other person’s child with a stick.
            There were bad acts. One teacher tried to teach that all races were created equal, but then he added, “Except for Pendleton Indians,” and he meant it. One teacher was so adamantly opposed to drinking that he told us that he had a friend whose job it was to fish the rats out of beer vats.  I ran straight home and told my Dad about that, because he liked a cold beer after a hard day’s work. He laughed it off, and said that brewing was a highly regulated industry—and besides, a rat would ruin the whole batch.  And Mrs. Hansen, who was a good teacher, opened class by having us sing the Doxology from the English Book of Common Prayer, “Praise God from whom all blessings flow….”  That’s unconstitutional.
            Most were not malicious, but they could be uninformed. A third-grade teacher kept a human skeleton in her closet until years later when a great teacher appropriated it for the high school biology class.  One teacher claimed that you could get lead poisoning from the “lead” in a pencil, which happens to be graphite. Being an obnoxious little wretch, I corrected her.  [The same teacher talked about “see-same” until I told her that was “sesame.”] Think about what we learned. In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and discovered America. However, Columbus probably never even saw the North American coastline, let alone set foot on it. And the Mayflower pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, and colonized the rest of the United States, rights?  A Hispanic friend of mine points out that if they had landed instead at San Diego, they would have found a modern city and a Catholic cathedral.
            Some of our teachers were neither malicious nor misinformed, but just eccentric, like Miss Porter.  When the Superintendent of Schools was showing a group of financiers around the City to try to win financing for a bond issue, he saw Miss Porter walking along side the road, dragging home a board that she had salvaged from a construction site.  He pretended he didn’t know her. When she was older, she learned to drive, and got a flat tire at Cushman [two miles east of Florence up the river]. When some of her former students saw her, they pulled over to help.  When she saw teen-aged boys in sunglasses and shorts getting out of their car, she jumped in and drove off, flat tire and all. [After, one of the band members performing added that when she was at least 117 years old, he saw her on top of her house, patching the roof.  She used to park her car very close to the school. Much closer than she intended, in fact.]
            But those teachers took good care of us.  Mrs. Miles dabbed rubbing alcohol on my flea bites.  I realized years later that she was probably checking to make sure it wasn’t lice that I could spread to the other kids.  And when Douglas threw up, Mrs. Reece just cleaned up the mess and kept on teaching.
            And they performed magic. They took our unformed little minds and taught us reading, writing and arithmetic.  You know, many schools no longer teach cursive handwriting.  You have to seek a back-alley education if you want to learn to curse.
            The teachers were decorous. They wore suits and always used titles:  Mr., Mrs., Miss.  That’s because they had to go to court and change their first names to Mr., Mrs. or Miss in order to get a teaching certificate. Together with a couple of doctors, a couple of dentists, and a couple of pharmacists, they were the only educated people in town. We didn’t know them as real people. But they had experiences and personalities. [This part left out due to time. Consider our High School librarian, Mrs. Mulholland, whom I knew as a family friend.  She was a Hungarian Jew who was sent to France to hide in a convent when the Nazis threatened Hungary.  When France was invaded, she was sent to the Dominican Republic before eventually coming to the United States. ]
            But consider what they taught us, given the tools they were given to teach us. Let’s start with music. [left out:  the music teacher put one of the Scott twins in the closet and forgot about him all day.] We learned to sing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee,” “America the Beautiful,” the caisson song, the Marine Corps Hymn, and when Tooey has a restless evening, he still breaks out his trombone and plays “Off we go into the wild blue yonder….” [Tooey is class president General Curtis Harding Emery II, USAF (ret.)]
Miss Palmer taught music by terror. Every quarter at grade time, she had each student stand up and sing a scale, solo.  Every quarter she started at the top of the alphabet, and luckily for me, she never got to “Sampson.” She got as close as my friend Lois Pitmann, and I was next.  I mentioned that once it Jimmy Shelton, and he said, “Tell me about it! I was next after Sampson.”
            When Joe Wood wanted to have a dance band, Mr. Abischer went into the music library and found sheet music for “Begin the Beguine.” That song was popular in 1935. Still, we had a choir, a concert band, and a marching band for the football games and the Rhododendron Parade, and we got professional musicians out of the class [pointing to the group behind me, where somebody played a little riff.  See Denny Weaver on U Tube.  He and percussionist Mike Phillips, despite the loss of a couple of fingertips in a sawmill accident, are very, very good, and have been pro for years.]
            Those teachers also taught us health and fitness. That meant teaching sex education with film strips.  There was no mention of contraception or family planning, and certainly no discussion of gay, lesbian or transgender issues. As far as we knew, you were a lesbian if you wore red on Thursday. It took guts for a couple of our teachers to come out.  But the film strips left me with one unanswered question—Why was it that only boys got to run the projector? [Mr. Harrington, Sandy’s fourth grade teacher, eventually was divorced from his wife and came out. His daughter Sandra was in my class. When the speech was over, she said “Thank you.” The other teacher who came out did so much more flamboyantly. She was the school nurse, Mary Erlandson, whose husband Ole was a merchant seaman. They had three kids starting a year younger than I.  When he returned from a voyage, she locked him out of their house, divorced him, and adopted a Navy nurse she had met to be her “daughter.”]
            Geography was another course they tried to teach, but our books were probably outdated from the outset. We were taught that Central and South America were comprised of “Banana Republics” occupied by little brown men wearing white pajamas and carrying machetes.  When I saw Panama City and Cartagena, Columbia, last spring—the centers of drug cartels—I saw highly industrialized seaports and skylines full of skyscrapers to put Manhattan to shame. But we were about to learn geography another way—by seeing our friends and relatives off the Vietnam.
            We met a new generation of teachers in High School. Our class was the first huge class of post WW II war babies.  Somebody had seen us coming and built a whole new primary school building for us, but it has already been torn down as being obsolete. That says something about our age.  I learned tonight that to meet the demands of our class, the system hired 18 new teachers. They were blunt talkers.  Mr. Rankin was our American History teacher and rifle coach. (Imaging a school having a rifle team today!). He spoke to us when President Kennedy was assassinated, and said that the tragedy was not that he died, because we all die.  The tragedy lay in how and why he had died, and that is a lesson that remains relevant today.  And he told us to avoid hero worship, that our heros were all fallible human beings.  I was shocked—I always thought that Davy Crockett was perfect. [Dave Rankin was our guest of honor.]
            Mrs. Lutero was also blunt.  On the last day of school, she warned us, “Don’t get married too soon.” Of course, we ignored her.  In fact, Rhanda Smothers told her that she was getting married the next day.
            I want to conclude by sharing an anecdote from my college history course. A classmate who was black was asked to speak about what it meant to be black in America in 1968. She was petite, pretty, with straight hair. She was not a fire-breathing radical. She didn’t like sports, she liked to play bridge. Her husband wasn’t an athlete, he was an engineering student. She recited all the stereotypes and defeated them because she didn’t fit them.  She said that in her experience, there were two kinds of people, those who were decent and those who were not. And in this group, I see people who are good and decent and kind. Our teachers were good, and decent, and kind people, and we owe them our thanks for being our role models for that. ###
            After my speech, Mr. Rankin spoke. Our class was his first as a teacher. He told about being recruited:  Dick Schollenberger, the Superintendent of Schools, called him up and asked if he’d like to be interviewed for a job at Florence, and he said yes, and “How about three o’clock.”  Mr. Schollenberger came to his apartment in the student housing “slum” called Amazon Village outside the U of O in Eugene, with half a case of Olympia beer. They each drank a couple and each man automatically peeled the label off the bottle to see how many spots were printed on the back. Lore at the time was that one, two, three or four spots indicated how lucky you were going to get at your next sexual encounter.
He also said that he never had a discipline problem with our class, although Billy Grover was a “Reluctant learner.” When Jay Martin was tipping back in his chair, Nicky McNeff reached over and tipped him the rest of the way, crashing him to the floor. Mr. Rankin thought it was funny, but he kept a straight face.
            After he retired, Mr. Rankin and his wife Diane, a school librarian, bought a ketch and spent 4-1/2 years sailing around the world, then came home to Florence, OR and sold the boat. They had always thought that Florence would just be a stepping stone to some bigger town, but they liked it, and they stayed.  Today, “Every day is a Monday.”  He works 7 days per week because he wants to, on woodlands management.
            And because Florence is a small, I have since found out that his son, who is a contractor in Florence, has a wife who is a teacher who taught Sandy’s son Ricky, and she got through to him:  He read two whole series of books because he wanted to while he was a student in her class.

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