Eli and Sophia

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Telling Tales About Tina

L to R: Sue and Tina


Tina spent her junior year in college abroad, in France. To appreciate her stories, you have to recognize that she is small, 5'2", and weighed 103# soaking wet. She is so fair complected that she has a pale blue cast under her eyes. She had no difficulty getting along with the French:  they respected her efforts to learn the language.  However, there came a time when she needed to shop for some new underwear.  The saleslady looked her up and down and said, "Well, you are rather large, aren't you."  Tina squirted herself with a sample of French perfume before she left the store, and complained that she couldn't get the aroma to wash off for a week.  And when she was getting ready to leave for home, a fellow student, who was Egyptian, confided, "I've always thought it was so interesting the way you wore your eye shadow under your eyes."

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